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Inspired by the unexpected resilience and confidence you felt after a whirlwind romance and a whirlwind breakup, a three-kleenex cry then middle fingers up, taking off for a weekend with your girlfriends, the freedom to do anything you want, a boxing class, an oxygen facial, a green juice and a social media detox, a disentangling unfollow only after a satisfying post looking glowing, happy, banging. Drink some water, swipe on some lipgloss, put on some gangster rap and find in yourself whatever it is he didn’t.
*Opaque army green.
- limited edition glass water bottle.
- perfect for: at your desk, on your nightstand.
- 1L/32oz. 9.65" tall, 3.94" wide, 0.95" opening.
- weighs 1.5lbs, with water ~3.5lbs.
- small opening for no-spill sipping.
- bottle: glass + silicone. BPA-free, phthalate-free, does not fit most cup holders.
- cap: no-leak, BPA-free, phthalate-free plastic with silicone seal.
- dishwasher safe on top rack, store with cap off, don't freeze or microwave.
- 90-day warranty.
- 100% adorable + addictive.